#16

Before i start this post..

It was lex's birthday last saturday (and i know its a lil late to say happy birthday but still...)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEX!

Since its your birthday, I should dedicate a small segment of my pretty blogpost to you. right?
All those times you called me to talk rubbish while i was eating and causing me to choke, i'll never forget. And somehow these phonecalls can last to over an hour. The very fact that you've got so much to say bout girls, just goes to show that girls ARE like awesome creatures lor. Girls can do stuff better than guys. Lemme hear an Amen to that!
Although i always tell you to "f*** off", you know i dont mean it :)
To those times when you call me to ask for advice (ON GIRLS, TSKTSK) , i really do try my hardest to help out, but most of the time you dont take my advice though you asked for it -.-"
To the other day when we hung out with Crystal, i was really happy seeing the both of you walk together. Its so cute luh. I mean, you both look really cute together. Honestly! Andand its really great that i can click well with Crystal. When i'm on the phone with her, its hella awesome when we're making fun of you. HAHAHA. but dont take it to heart luh. Yknow what they say.. teasing is a form of showing affection. *coughcough* (pssst, ITS A SIGN FROM HER)
She's a really nice girl, and lex, you're a very sweet boy. This is the first time i see you so serious about a girl. She sooo passed my "lex's-future-girlfriend-must-go-through-me" test. I wish you both all the best yeh, treat her well! or else you'd be losing your balls. (hahah just kidding)
I'm always here for you, ahpek! May our friendship last long.
Love you luh friend (:

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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i sho shweet horzxz. HAHAHA wtf.

Okay anyway, just an update, the past few days ive been like busy with stuff. One shytload of assignments.
On saturday after cellgroup, Lex and I went to meet Crystal. Then we headed to town to meet Akid, Muhaimin, Awang and Zul. Apparently the only reason why the guys and i followed Lex to town was cause he "wanted to buy stuff" and wanted me to follow him. but when we arrived at town he said he was gonna watch a movie with Crystal instead. SMACK YOU SIA LEX. I GO ALL THE WAY TO ORCHARD FOR NOTHING. HAHAHA. but nehmind, the consolation is that i got to meet Crystal.

after that me, akid and his friends headed to Plaza Sing to eat and buy my beer. Do you know, i love going to Plaza Sing on weekdays? Cuz Cold Storage wouldnt be flooded with people. Can get alot of free candy sia. But since it was a saturday, freakin weekend, it was pretty damn packed, so oh wells, couldnt grab stuff. Oh yeh, i made Zul queue freakin long just to buy my can of beer. HAHAHA. I felt so bad luh. the queue so damn long, and he had to wait just to buy one pathetic can of beer for me. But he was legal! I wasnt! ): so no choice lor, make him queue. HAHAH SORRY ZUL. And yes, the beer was yummmyyyyyyyyyyy. :D
I was drinking it at Istana Park actually. We went to Istana park after PS to go play cards and slack slack. Imagine what happens when Sara drinks a can of beer too fast, plus the effect of many ciggarettes. One hella retard.. Even I admit it. HAHAH. Then poor akid so clueless bout how to control me. Apparently i was first talking about wanting 3 more cans of beer, then i started laughing, and next i was talking about how there were only 2 stars in the Sky.
LOLLLLL WTF?!
Now i know why terrence runs away everytime im high. Tskkk -.-"
But its okay, i know Akid wouldnt have to deal with a high sara again. Cuz he doesnt want me to drink. And im officially not allowed to drink when im with him. AKID SO FIERCE. hmph. hahahhaha.

And just so you know, this afternoon i mixed whiskey and root beer and gulped it all down while my mom was out. :/ omg somethings wrong with me luh, but the taste of whiskey/vodka so nice. I know im alot more sober now. I just read all the msges i sent Akid while i was a lil tipsy, and i burst out laughing. HAHAHAHA FKIN FUNNY. I TOLD HIM I WAS DANCING TO MTV, then what else uh, OH YA, THAT I WAS PLAYING WITH WATER IN THE TOILET, AND I FOLDED A PAPER PLANE WITH TISSUE PAPER BUT IT COULDNT FLY. HAHAHAHHAHAHA.
omg im so entertained with myself. wtfwtf.
I should stop touching alcohol, any form of it. not even Jolly Shandy. okay maybe Jolly Shandy is excusable, cuz its kinda yummy. but the rest should really be cut down.
And ciggies too, i just finished a pack today, and i need another. ): Guess i'll use the same technique as last time, cut down cut down cut down until i eventually can do without it. Stop smoking sara! you dont want black lungs! :O

#15

OKAY i know i shouldnt be blogging, cuz im supposed to be doing my assignments. BUT i made awesome progress today okay! i hit 1,300 words for my econs essay. and yes i WILL complete it by tmr. So since i actually DID my work (SOMEONE said i couldnt, LOL) I guess i'll just blog about what happened today.

The pictures tell it all.

I CAN SEE THE VEINS ON MY HAND. WTF?!

HAHAHA MUHAIMIN LOOKS SO HAPPY.

Today after school went to meet Akid, Muhaimin, and Awang @ Jurong East and then we took a train down to Bukit Batok. HAHA we travel like as if train rides freeflow sia. From Queenstown i go to Jurong East, and from Jurong East, we head to Bukit Batok. my gawd. hahaha but its fine with me. At least i got to see *ahem ahem* :D (eh akid, not you okay, i was referring to Malik. HAHAHAH BROTHERLERK FER LIFE.) okay im kidding luh boy. Malik's pretty fascinating though... he kicks the soccer ball with such style. I should call it the flamingo kick. hahahaha.

I tell you, the three of them damn funny sia, although most of the time i hardly understand what they're saying cuz they're like communicating in malay. but at least akid's my translator. (:

My Istana park boy sho cute. HAHAHAHA.

Aaaaaaaand, the song Shah sent me is now officially stuck in my head too. alamak. HAHA good song thou. Heartless by Kanye West. Go google it, it really is the shiz.

#14

I wouldnt be blogging much this week. Mainly cuz i've yet to complete my assignments. Gonna be busy busy busy. The lack of updates wouldn't mean that im ditching this blog of mine.

So anyway, i should post up something before i go M.I.A for a significant period of time.

I could actually name this post like "Friends might be your worst nightmare" or something. but its okay, i'll just stick to my usual numbering system, so my blog wouldnt be any bit confusing. Therefore this post title is none other than "#14".

"To save yourself from appearing vulnerable, you make up stories in an attempt to cover the tracks you left behind. Now let me ask you something. Is it worth it?"

Its funny how people function, really. One moment everyone seems so into you, but the next moment, they're talking behind your backs. And hell man, i dont mean like talking good shyt. I mean like literally bitching.
I'm not saying i dont do that, i AM guilty of such a thing. But tell me, surely you people have done such a thing too right? Or maybe you're actually still doing it. I dont know. I aint psychic.

But my point is, its pretty amazing how even 'friends' can be such awesome liars. Like, they say things to make you feel good and stuff, they laugh along with you, but truth is, they actually kinda dislike you.

Okay, in case you're wondering, i'm not pinpointing any of my friends, i swear. Im blogging about this cuz it crossed my mind. After watching MTV's The Hills, it gave me even more reason to blog about this topic.

I know The Hills very drama mama luh k. but its based on real life events. if it happens in Los Angeles, same thing can happen in Singapore, i bet even in Zimbabwe have lor.

[[ HAHAHA i wonder what Zimbabwens(?) have got to bitch about..
" *insert KNNCCB in Zimbabwen language* That bastard stole my goat eh!"
HAHAH wtf. Goat gone then goat gone luh, alamak. ]]

well. anyway, as i was saying..

How many of your friends actually back you up if someone else bitches about you to em'?
Would you expect them to get into defense mode for you, or dyou think they're gonna go along with it and add on to the bitching?

Me: "hohoho, you scared now anot? You better threaten all your close friends to say good things about you behind your back or else you'll voodoo them."

LOL keh kidding luh.

And guys, this is not entirely a female topic, guys commit such sins too okay. ADMIT IT LUH.
Girls bitch, Guys bitch, same thing lor, only difference is that one has a pussy and the other; a dick. Geez.

See, i just HAD to point the whole bitching thing out.

Oh and i just have have HAVE to say this too.

"when you finally read between the lines, imagine me shooting you back with an 'I TOLD YOU SO'. Go figure, you bitch."

I think my post very contradicting. LOL!!

#13

Okay so ytd, was out with Akid and his friends. And they were nice enough to accompany me to watch Mosaic. Thanks guys :) Sho shweeeet.

Oh and today as well. I watched em guys play soccer. So exciting sia. first soccer match i watched in my life. I'm Akid's #1 Fan. HAHAHA. i realy wanted to shout "EH AKID PLAY SOCCER SEXY SIOL!" but i didnt. wait all his friends jealous. HAHA just kidding. (Eh akid, NO ADDED POINT FOR MY 'KIDDING' UH.) okay the added point thingy is an inside joke. you people wouldnt understand. hawhaw.

I am feeling guilty/pissed/extremely mindfucked.

Guilty cuz Akid sends me home for both yesterday and today, when he lives at Bukit Batok. So freakin farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Thank you Akid, you veh sweet, can give me diabetes. hahahahaha.

Pissed cuz my dad judges my friends when he knows nuts about them. like he said Terry was a good for nothing, always slacking at void decks. I tell you, if i were a guy, i think my dad would have this huge black eye by now. PFFFFFFT!

Extremely mindfucked cuz im soooooooooooooooo damn sleepy. and my mind isnt working that well now either. I think slow, my reactions are slow. Shyt, maybe my movements ARE slow too. I dont wanna look like a broken down robot )':

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and on to something totally random.

Yknow when i was young i used to dream about hooking up with a hunky guy. something like that..

But i now realise that having a dream like that (especially at a young, tender age of 8) is really disturbing. I walk down orchard road, and i see a few really buff guys. My reaction would be like "eww" cuz it looks like their muscles are about to erupt outta their bodies.

i can only imagine...

HAHAHA *boom*. then all the muscles burst out. mwahahaha.. i sense violence. In case you were wondering, i aint psycho. I've never been to Woodbridge Hospital.

And so what if i look like that right now?

doesnt mean im psychotic, doesnt mean i'm freaky, im just a special kid with special needs. >:D

Okay luh whatever.

I should just skip all the nonsense and head straight to my main point. KEH moral of today's post is.... GUYS, DONT GET TOO BUFF. some of you might think its like hot orrr.. something along that line. i dont know, maybe you guys think its sexy when you apply oil on your "nicely" pumped up bodies and prance around the beach looking like Honey Glazed Chickens.

BUT truth is, (oh yeh, the cold hard truth which you gotta suck on) YOU AINT THE LEAST BIT SEXY LOR. You look so un-huggable, know why? you look like you could potentially kill someone if you give them your so called 'friendly' hugs. And know something? Girls actually do like hugs. Makes em feel nice and warm on the inside. Yknow, Butterflies in their tummies.. Sad to say, you buff daddies kill those butterflies. aww.

I mean like, why bother being so damn muscular IF you're trying to attract the opposite sex? Firstly, I dont think its very attractive, and secondly, i think the only things you attract are aliens.

hahahahaha something like this maybe? F.Y.I, i think my alien is pretty damn sexy thankyouverymuch. even its lil' UFO has pretty lights. :D how cute.

Back to what i was saying, dont bother trying to prove to em girls that you work hard to keep your body in shape. "IN SHAPE" (chyehh right... ) The hard work could be used for something else. Maybe working out in bed with a girl? Do it often and long enough, maybe the guy could grow some muscles if he does it hard.

Keh im not getting in on that topic. Only for me and Akid to discuss. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. WTF SIA.

I think im done ranting for the day. Goodbye earthlings, dont miss me too much (like what Ashleen said)

(10:27 PM) little ngionya k: dunno leh, miss you la, ryan also

(10:27 PM) [SARA] :lolol miss me in what way

(10:30 PM) little ngionya k: in the dont get to meet sara way

)': Me miss you both too. We'll hang out soon keh. Just you, me and Dupree. I mean, RYAN. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAME. hahahahhaa okayokay, You, Me and Ryan luh! :)

#12

You're online, and i'm online. But maybe we're just too stubborn to acknowledge each other. I'm too damn stubborn to start a conversation.

I hope you still think of me every now and then. When i got back from Aussie, dyou know where's the first place i headed to? Your workplace. But you weren't working there anymore.

And the talk we had when i was in Aussie, did you forget? Things wouldnt have to be this way unless you make it to be. I didnt say i wanted you out of my life. Seems like now you're really gone. I hope you're happy though...

Friends shouldn't leave each other over some stupid misunderstanding. I've forgiven you for backing out, you've forgiven me for letting go. So what happened to "working it out"? What the hell do we do now.

Just remember one thing will you. The song you dedicated.

This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late

Who was I to make you wait

Just one chance

Just one breath

Just in case there's just one left

That I love you

I have loved you all along

And I miss you

Been far away for far too long

I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go

Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore

One my knees, I'll ask

Last chance for one last dance

'Cause with you, I'd withstand

All of hell to hold your hand

I'd give it all

I'd give for us

Give anything but I won't give up

'Cause you know, you know, you know

So far away

Been far away for far too long

So far away

Been far away for far too long

But you know, you know, you know

I wanted

I wanted you to stay

'Cause I needed

I need to hear you say

That I love you

I have loved you all along

And I forgive you

For being away for far too long

So keep breathing

'Cause I'm not leaving

Hold on to me and, never let me go

I miss you, friend.

I miss you, Peterpuff.

#11

Some people should be strangled. Really know..

I sumpah dont undestand why SOME people (ahem) must post up pictures which arent even of themselves, and then type some caption which would then lead to people believing its really them in the pic.

Get what im saying? No? Okay let me further explain.

Lets say *Megan has a friendster profile (gawd knows who Megan is, but im just giving an example, but then again, this post is directed at someone whose name i shall not mention).

So Megan has all these fabulous pictures posted up right? People who view her profile pictures would then be like "DAMNNNN, this girl has a nice body, she's got nice pictures, she looks rich. definitely worth getting to know her."

So these fools would add her and stuff, and talk to her, thinking that she's some model lookalike whose got such an AWESOME personality. OH YEH SHURE, SHE TYPES REAL CUTE ALRIGHT. Wow, she replaces all the "i's" with exclamation marks. and the "e's" with a number 3. example, "o m g sh!t duuuuuude sh3's out of th!z werldd"

LIKE THAT ALSO CUTE MEH? any idiot who's bored enough can type like that luh.

And her pictures would mostly be the kind where the face cant be seen. So what, like that very mysterious luh. Pfft.

KEH. SEE.

I can imagine an ahbeng's reaction to this picture. "WAHHH! THIS GAL SURE KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN ONE ORH." "SOCIAL BUTTEFRYY"
UAHSUBSKJASJBAJBSJABLJBSJABSJBALKJBSKJAS. IRRITATING SIA.

THOSE PICTURES ARENT EVEN HERS, and her caption would prolly be something like "omg, i was so drunk, J. Smith took this picture of me". Desperate piece of @(*&@!(*&@!*&)!

I BET A J. SMITH DOESNT EVEN EXIST.

ANDANDAND YKNOW WHATS THE BEST PART? THE GIRL CAN HAPPILY ADD ALL MY GUY FRIENDS (fer sure would be guys) and then she'll call me and tell me "Eh Sara, you know *insert guy friend's name* uh! I KNOW HIM TOO, WOW, COINCIDENCE."

COINCIDENCE, MY ASS LUH COINCIDENCE. you can add em all you want, but fact is, they couldnt care less about you and what you do or say.

Well i've got more news for you lil missy, my friends think you're doing a very good job at creating a fake image of yourself. :D Maybe you should try posting real pictures of yourself. Oh wait, i think you did. This picture seems pretty believable huh?

Know why? Cuz the girl look like Indonesian Maid. OOPS!3Z, D!D ! JUSTT SAY TH^T OUT L0UD?! TEEHEEHEEEZ. (Oh My, ! CAN tYp3 l!ke Y0U)

HA-HA.

Yknow,I actually cared (notice the past-tense) about you, but the things you do and say really get on my nerve. Remember that time where you would fake being angry at me, and then later on laugh it off asking me this "did i succeed in being a mean bitch?". whats up with that? like, how old are you man, 5? I didnt know being a bitch was something to be proud of. Well if it is to you, then why not let me help you boost your ego, BITCH.

guess what. i officially dont wanna have anything to do with you anymore.

Before i end, here's a song, i think its fitting for you. Have fun emo-ing to the lyrics. OH DAMN, I ALMOST FORGOT TO MENTION, pay attention to the chorus! :)

THE USED- I'M A FAKE

Small, simple, safe price. Rise the wake and carry me with all of my regrets. This is not a small cut that scabs, and dries, and flakes, and heals. And I am not afraid to die. I'm not afraid to bleed, and fuck, and fight. I want the pain of payment. What's left, but a section of pigmy size cuts. Much like a slew of a thousand unwanted fucks. Would you be my little cut? Would you be my thousand fucks? And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid. To fill, and spill over, and under my thoughts. My sad, sorry, selfish cry out to the cutter. I'm cutting trying to picture your black broken heart. Love is not like anything. Especially a fucking knife.

Look at me. Can you tell, By the way I move and do my hair? Do you think that it's me, Or is it not me?

I don't even care. I'm alive, I don't smell. I'm the cleanest I have ever been. I feel big, I feel tall, I feel dry. Dry.

Just look at me, look at me now. I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm fake, I'm fake. Just look at me, look at me now. I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm fake, I'm fake.

Do I drink?Do I date? I've got perfect placements .All my ink satisfied, In your eyes. I'm the biggest fan that I've got right now. I made sure that I look how I wanted to look. The people around me, The people surround me. I feel big, I feel tall, I feel dry. Dry.

Just look at me, look at me now. I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm fake, I'm fake. My stomach hurts now, And all tied off in lace. I pray, I beg, for anything to hit me in the face. And this sickness isn't me. I pray to fall from grace. The last thing I see is feeling.

And I'm telling you I'm a fake. Just look at me, look at me now. I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm fake, I'm fake.

#10

I watched uhhhhh that Witch Mountain movie today with Mif and Wendell. oh and i dont even know the full title of the movie. oh my gawd. so bodoh.

BUT i do know one thing. I finally got an actor's name right. wooohoooo! Dwayne Johnson. no meg ryan, no holly brooks. HAHAH.

Talked to Mehndi baby just now on msn. ahahhahaha we were laughing at M---'s new girlfriend. HAHAHAHA. M--- IS COCKEYED SIALZXZXZ. Maybe he likes the buckteeth/durga kind.

Sorry baby, but you dont deserve that. no wait, he doesnt deserve you. you too gorgeous for him already. suck on that, M---.

I hope she can come out with Akid, Muhaiman(?), and I on saturday. must see her soon. I already miss her truckloads ):

OHOH she sent me pictures too. Here they are.

SEE. Cannot be compared to M---'s gf. tsktsk. But Mehndi Randhawa, you dont need him cuz you'll always have me. :D

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand other than that, i have nothing much to blog about. Life's not too fun these days. And plus, i miss someone. pretty damn badly :/

#9

School was good today (:

well kinda. except for the fact that the top i bought from Mango last time has officially been verbally-vandalised thanks to Wendell.
YKNOW WHAT HE SAID? "Sara your top looks like my boxers" HAHAHAHA FUCK. NO LORRRRRRRRRRRRR IT DOESNT. Thanks uh, i paid 25 bucks for a top that looks like your boxers. pfft.

During my break, called Akid, but i couldnt hear half the things he said cuz the canteen was like a jungle. So noisy ): HAHA i kept going "huh?" and like repeating what he said. Like retard sia. HAHAHA. sorrayeeeeeeeeee.
Our lecturer sat with us during our break and even went out to smoke with us. HAHAHA he damn funny please.. Such an entertaining lecturer.

the first time i went for his class, i thought he was a grumpy old man who's got no life so he'll just spend his time teaching. Man, i was so wrong. This guy quite hip and happening sia. Even offered me a ciggie. hahahahahhaa. wow.

After school ended, bumped into MAX. OMGOMGOMGOMGOG OF ALL PEOPLE, HIM?! WHY'S HE IN MY SCHOOL DAMMIT. He should enroll himself in the "I-wanna-learn-how-to-get-laid" school. Fkin ass supposedly wanted to do something with me when i was drunk.
KNNCCB.
He is one freaky dude man... seriously. he has the rapist look on his face.

so thats basically all that happened today. Im gonna be busy busy busy tonight, cuz im gonna start doing my econs assignment. if i delay any longer, i might as well say goodbye to all my marks.

C'mon Sara! You can do it :D

my conscience, if i were super smart: "its ONLY 2000 words afterall. only. only? oh my, easy peasy."

but here's my conscience at this point: "2000 words?! wtf. someone skin me alive. HOW TO DO A 2000 WORD ESSAY."

tsktsk i so stressed already.

ooohooh! one more thing. Im going gaga over my cousin.. my gawd, like so incest. HAHAHA.

AAAH. Jason Thommes, why do we have to be blood related ):

(The girl is so pretty. tsktsk. Her name is Summer Smith.)

See, a side by side comparison. LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ME ANOT! HAHAHA.

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#7

Mehndi Randhawa, my #1 babydoll.

Always have been, always will be (:

MWAH. LOVE YOU GORGEOUS. You made my day.

Finally im sober enough to type. just now my head hurt so bad :/ my keypad jammed. and i was so high. these three things have no link. nehmind.

So basically most of my time today was spent with Mehndi, her cousin, and her cousin's friends. They're really really nice people.

So just now we were at Istana Park to celebrate her cousin's birthday (HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEL). and after a couple of hours, a bunch of malay guys came to the place where we were at. okay we didnt know em. but they were just there chilling and playing cards. Then Mel was like "can we ask them if we can play cards too?" so all of us were like hollering at them. But apparently, my voice was heard, and so obviously they thought I called them.

They were actually sporting enough to come over to play cards with us.

So after a round of "Bluff" (some people call it "cheat") they had to leave to catch some soccer match. So this guy, his name is Akid, he asked me for my email. LOL. first time someone ask me sia.
AHAHHAHAHHA.
firstly he thought i was Malay. (okay all of Mel's friends asked the same thing "sara, are you mixed?" "you malay uh?") Classic sia.
secondly he thought i was a 20 yr old. (WTF?!)
thirdly he was staring at me from afar cuz he thought i was hot. (HAHAHAHHAHAHA)
fourthly, turns out that he actually DOES think im hot. (DOUBLE AHAHHAHHA)
fiftly. uhhhhhh.... nothing luh.

TSKTSK. i can feel my ego bursting outta my body. HAHAH kidding luh.
But oh wells. At least both Mehndi and I got compliments today. (:
Mehndi's still the most gorgeous girl ever. and she's mineminemine.



Anyway, after i left dhoby ghaut, i went to meet Terrence and Clam cuz i was soooooo hungry, and i was too high at that point. HAHAHAH terrence kept calling me a retard cuz i was laughing every damn second at nothing. i wasnt walking straight, and i couldnt keep my mouth shut.
At least he accompanied me back home. SO THANK YOU TERRY :B love you luh bro, sorry bout just now.

and to those people i texted while i was high, im sorry too. my fingers were fucked up and so was my head.
wheeeeeeeeeeeee. i cannot sleep now. IS THIS THE AFTER EFFECT OF ALCOHOL? maybe not. Maybe its just Craig David's Insomnia playing repeatedly in my head.

#6

Gonna meet my Mehndi Baby later @ Istana Park. The only thing im looking forward to today.

Other than that. I have no mood to talk or do anything.

Not going for the gig. (sucks big time)
Prolly not going for Mosaic today either.

So wooohooo to that. A week's plan has just gone down the drain.

gah. ):

#5

"If this is how you display friendship, then really, you're just like them, big difference from who i thought you were. Ever so ready to lie huh. why cant you just stand up for your friends, i cant comprehend how you can tolerate being so controlled. Do what you want okay, afterall its your life."

Anyways. besides whatever i said earlier on, i should be talking about my day today.

After school, i followed Audrey to CDC so she could take her uhhh... i dont know what test that is. But its the one where they test if you can read letters and colours. PDF? I THINK.

I couldnt stop laughing just now luh. Audrey damn smart i swear.

Audrey: "eh this is the one, get down here." then when we got down the bus we were looking around for CDC, but it was like freakin one road down. HAHAH WRONG BUSSTOP LUH. Then moreover while walking to CDC, we saw this uber disgusting male driving a truck staring at us (his truck stopped at the traffic light and we were crossing the road). HAHAHAHA oh my gawd his face so pervertic i cannot tahan know.. He looked like a China/rapist/molester/desperate-man-who-seriously-needs-to-get-laid all rolled into one. When you sum that up, it can only equate to one thing: CHEE-KO-PEK.

Tsktsk. Not good, not good. I even did my own drawing of him.

keh better observe uh!

#1- He had teeny teeny eyes. which were really shaped like those sunflower seeds my hamster eats.

#2- HAHA I USED A BRUSH TO DRAW HIS EYEBROWS. In other words he has thick eyebrows luh. bodoh.

#3- He had a pervertic grin. Really really pervertic. In fact, my drawing isnt even close to the pervertic aura that he was diffusing. cant blame me, i didnt know how to draw a cheeko grin okay.. Somemore my drawing of the mouth looks like he's expressing this: "hey baby, im rich, can i buy you a drink?" SORRY IM NOT A BORN ARTIST LUH. I GIVE MYSELF AN F GRADE. okay maybe for my effort, an F+. PFFT.

#4- His hair had the rough rough texture. like coconut husk. I recommend Bed Head hair products, really works.

#5- ohoh, see his shorts? there's a bulge. He was having a hard-on watching two nicely dressed girls crossing the road lor.

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OKAY FINE. I DIDNT SEE THAT HE HAD A HARD-ON OKAY? I just wanted to draw something to fill the empty space in my microsoft-paint's frame. otherwise he'd have a half body which would seem like he was born without legs. I actually drew the "bulge" (that curvy line) by accident. But it looked so perfect there, i couldnt bear to erase it off. HAHAHAHA.

#6- And the guy's hand was on the steering wheel. Heehee, i so observant. My steering wheel looks really pathetic, but then again, cant blame me for not knowing how to draw well.

#7- The lil patches on his shirt, yeh those are holes. HAHAHA i wasnt drawing ugly designs on the shirt okayy... i drew em to represent holey holes. Cuz he construction worker whatttttttttt! bound to have holes in the shirt right!

The two hairless heads i drew, thats me and audrey. i couldnt be bothered to draw hair. hahahha waste time sia. See our expressions ( i know, so cute right?), mouths so wide open that even a fly could make its nest in there. A- Audrey. S- Sara. CKP- CHEEKOPEK. HAHAHAH.

Anyway, the whole point of today's blogpost is, NEVER GO TO UBI AREA ALONE. You're bound to get RAPED especially if you're a girl!

okay just kidding. But seriously, (and i'm sorry Josh, cuz you live at Ubi) UBI IS FLOODED WITH CREEPY MEN** OKAY. They should set up a creepy men alarm lor, but even so, it would prolly be ringing every damn second. HAWHAW. i feel so mean.

**doesnt apply to Josh and his (male) family members.

#4

Simple Plan's Save You makes me so sad luh.

"Take a breath I pull myself together
Just another step until I reach the door
You'll never know the way it tears me up inside to see you

Ooh Ooh
I wish that I could tell you something
Ooh Ooh
To take it all away

Sometimes I wish I could save you
And there's so many things that I want you to know
I won't give up til it's over
If it takes you forever I want you to know
When I hear your voice it's drowning in the whispers
You're just skin and bones
There's nothing left to take and no matter what I do
I can't make you feel better

Ooh Ooh
If only I could find the answer
Ooh Ooh
To help me understand

Sometimes I wish I could save you
And there's so many things that I want you to know
I won't give up til it's over
If it takes you forever I want you to know that
If you fall, stumble down
I'll pick you up off the ground
If you lose faith in you
I'll give you strength to pull through
Tell me you won't give up
Cause I'll be waiting if you fall you know
I'll be there for you

Ooh Ooh
If only I could find the answer
Ooh Ooh
To take it all away

Sometimes I wish I could save you
And there's so many things that I want you to know
I won't give up til it's over
If it takes you forever I want you to know
I wish I could save you
I want you to know
I wish I could save you "


Okay honestly i think the ooh ooh part is really stupid, but in the song it doesnt sound as erotic as it does in the lyrics. so thats a good thing.
but anyway, look past all the "ooh ooh's" and read the lyrics. Its a nice song to have your own lil emo-session to. HAHA. NOT THAT IM HAVING ONE, but i'm just saying.
I know the lyrics are just sooooooo predictable like that part when they said "If you fall, stumble down, i'll pick you up off the ground" I THINK i could write such things when i was like what, primary 5?

But its alot better compared to these.

(See luh, emo songs all the same kind know)
Hawthorne Heights- "Cut my wrists and black my eyes"
Silverstein- "When you're lying in your bed. Your eulogie's been read. You know that it's fitting, you lied."
The Used- "This is not a small cut that scabs, and dries, and flakes, and heals."

Just take a look at the lyrics these bands come up with. The lyrics like so creepy horzxzxz?
Its all about dying, EULOGIES (my gawd), and of all things, SCABS. wtf. They describe the scab until damn graphic somemore. So what're we supposed to do, FEED ON THESE GORY LYRICS? pfft. I'd rather live off my own happy lyrics lor.

Come, let me try writing my own song.

Stanza: Rainbows, Clouds, and Fairies.
Lets skip around and pick some berries. (WOW, SEE I CAN RHYME)

Chorus: la la la la la.
woohoo woohoo.
Feed on these happy lyrics,
breathe it. eat it. suck on it.
FEEEEEED.

Hawhawhaw. The stanza i just came up with is really beyond retarded, and its more like a song people would sing in happy cults..
cb, the song would only last only 15 seconds, in fact i cant even consider it a song, its more like a chant.

Tsk. Screw it luh. No one would appreciate my lyrics in times of recession.
And please dont take me seriously about those lyrics i just wrote. its utter rubbish. I can write better songs. Really! (but dont bother testing me though)
I'm a deeep deeeeeeeep person, so deep that even the newly discovered one eyed shark freak that came out from the underworld couldnt reach.
Like i said, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
hahahah naw just kidding.

Im so bored, and when im bored, my brain generates nonsensical stuff.
I know what you're thinking luh k. "Sara, go do your assignments can anot!" Like what am i, psychic or something? hahah.
KEH LUH. IM GONNA DO MY ASSIGNMENTS AFTER I END THIS POST OKAY.

I just have this last thing to say. Im soooooo attracted to John Travolta during his younger days. Now that he's old he looks like an overboiled potato. Fat, with wrinky skin on the outside.
Maybe when im done with my assignments, I'll go have my own Movie Mania (only me, me, me and myself are invited). And im gonna watch GREASE. everytime that word appears, the theme song automatically starts playing in my head. "grease is the time, is the place, is the motion."
Thats the very first movie i've ever watched in my life. So of course, it has sentimental value okay...
If i were so dedicated to that movie,
maybe i'll call my future daughter Sandy and my future son Danny. Or maybe not, cuz Sandy fell in love with Danny, and vice versa. Wait next time so suay, really happen between my son and daughter. So incest. eww much..

Why am i talking about kids anyway.
Oh right, cuz i love em. If only there was a Zoo for kids, like a kids zoo. Yknow, instead of placing animals in em, you place children. Cute children on display.
And yet again, i shouldnt entertain this thought, I'm starting to sound really really psycho.

#3

Today i so happy sialzxzxzxz. Received 2 big envelopes which came through the mail for me. One from MDIS and another from teh Esplanade. Exciting eh, never have i had such things happening to me. Mainly cuz my life is just so yawn-some.

*ta-ta-ta-rah ta-ta-ta-TAH*

right, my attempt at creating a drumroll failed miserably.

BUT ANYWAY.

Im proud to announce that I'm an official Mosaic Friend. HAHAHAHA they stated "Welcome to the Mosaic Family!"

Wow, "Family", they make it sound so fabulous right.. hahah Im still a proud member. you see you see (ni kan ni kan)!

HAWHAWHAW. I THINK EVEN OBAMA JEALOUS LOR. no luh, just kidding, bet he wouldnt even give a fuck about such things. cuz he can get all the international artistes at his house for a pyjama party without even having to lift his pinky finger.

Notice that i had to microsoft-paint off my address (sorry luh, dont know how to use photoshop right). I so paranoid eh, wait people send me spam mail like "eh Sara, you know you so skinny, cannibals can make Bak Kut Teh out of you." I dont know luh k, just saying right? But I bet there are existent people who spam mail others cuz they're so bored with life, they'd do anything in a desperate attempt to laugh at something and stop themselves from jumping off a building.

Okay luh, i mean like, if i can save a life by receiving spam mail then why not? so if you feel like dying, i'll give you my address okay? dont be so sad, i'll even treat you to a happy meal :D

So back to the Mosaic (wooohoooo!) issue, I was looking through the catalogue when i chanced upon this, and i just stared at this paticular page for quite some time.

See, this lady right here has dyed a part of her hair. But thats not the point, okay duh.. The point is, WHY DYE IT BLONDE?! YKNOW IT LOOKS LIKE THOSE MAGGOTS I SEE ON FEAR FACTOR? MOREOVER SHE HAS LIKE SUPER TIGHT CURLS LUH. Gives me more evidence to why they look like creepy-crawlies. Im sorry if she's a damn good artiste i'm not criticizing her music, but more like, isnt there any other colour besides blonde? I'd love to be her hairdresser lor. "i'll choose another colour for you. I'll make you look prettier i swear."

ANDANDAND, the more i flip, something else catches my attention.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

I just HAD to write a "yum yum" there. After Mosaic, i'm so gonna head down to Haagen-Dazs. I'm gonna indulge myself in ice cream and maybe i'll finally put on some weight. but dont worry, i'll never grow like obese cuz i've got a high metabolism rate. MWAHAHAHA. IN YOUR FACE.

keh im done talking about Mosaic. Maybe after attending the event, i'd have more to say.

And I cant be bothered to blog much about what MDIS sent me, its some contract thingy. BOOO TO THAT. Dont rip me off my money, I aint paying any more for whatever fucked up "student care" service you're providing us students. >

hmph.

#2

One thing to say: Audrey is my darling. <3

see luh, never pay attention in class, take peeeekchure all. tsk. hahah.

Got home real late last night, cuz i was out with Josh. We went to watch He's Just Not That Into You. oooh man, the guys acting were so hot know.. and Scarlett Johansson (whom i thought was named Holly Brooks. LOL WHERE DID I GET THAT NAME FROM, i wonder..) has really really huge boobs, i never realised.

Eh, im not lesbian okay, but who can resist staring at em big boobies huh?

I have a serious tendency of getting their friggin' names wrong. I thought one of the girls was Meg Ryan, but yeh, turns out there's no Meg Ryan acting in that movie. -.-"<--- so twit-like horzxzxz?

THEN YKNOW I ACT LIKE I SO SMART, STILL CAN TELL JOSH "EH, THATS MEG RYAN KNOW." HAHAHAH. First a "Holly Brooks", and next a "Meg Ryan", two idiotic strikes. My gawd I feel so stupid please...HAHA Keh sorry luh, Next time i should memorise the names of the actors/actresses from the movie posters before i say anything. He said she had "ogre ears" WTF . LOL! Orgre ears = tragic case.

anyway back to what i was saying, got home late, but i enjoyed myself. Or more like i enjoy talking to him, be it nonsense or something serious. (: woohoo! (keh, the woohoo was pretty unnecessary)

Tonight im gonna call Mehndi Baby. Miss her too much. Hope she's doing okay, we've been so busy with stuff that we havent talked for weeks. But whatever it is, she knows im here for her no matter what and I love her.

Guess what? Keh nehmind, i tell you. Im so hungry now. I could eat a horse, and a cow, and whatever farm animal you're thinking of. You may insert your own farm animal here --> Sara is so hungry, she could eat a _______.

See, my blog so people-friendly and interactive. hahahaha. If there're giving out an award for the stupidest-interactive-blog-that-newly-just-started, must vote for Miss Huang okay. Eh Nono i mean Miss Sara (which is me, f.y.i). Miss Huang makes me sound like i come from China. No thanks please, and in case you havent noticed, i speak in vehhhhhhh high-crust engrishh okay! better than China peeper lorhzxz.

Anyway, Im done ranting. GOODBYE EARTHLINGS. You may now close my blog window in peace.

xoxo,

Sara

#1

I used to write in a livejournal, but i'm gonna close it down tmr cuz not many people view it. and since its in a really pathetic state, i'm gonna create a new blog. And this time its for everyone to view it.


Was out with Terrence, Derek and Clam just now. slacking at void decks and using my laptop at Mac's. For some strange reason, they always know how to make me smile. Fools. (:
"Sara, dont look so sad. we still love you."
I love you guys too. Thanks for cheering me up keh. The best brothers ever.


I cant wait for tomorrow. Cuz in the afternoon, I'd get to see my friends in school. They really are a fun group to hang with. 3 hours of lesson and school's over. Moreover, at night Josh and I would be going out to watch a moooovie. woohoo! cantwaitcantwait.

Saturday didnt work out so well cuz it was raining so freakin heavily. I was at cellgroup, and Josh was stuck at home. So instead of saturday, we'll be meeting tmr night.


Next week would be pretty eventful. One of the weekdays i would be heading down to Avery's studio to keep Mr.Damian Steven company. Havent seen my friend for so long, its high time we did some catching up.

This coming saturday afternoon, i would prolly be heading down to Telok Ayer Performing Arts Centre to catch IkilledKenny! and For Better Endings. Ben's and Damian's band respectively. Gotta support the local scene, gotta support my friends. Anyway, here's an image of the flyer.

As you can see, 14th march, both IkilledKenny! and For Better Endings would be performing on the same day. Two really really good bands are playing alongside others which are just as awesome. Check out their myspace for more info!

Telok Ayer Performing Arts Centre is about a 100m walk straight ahead from Tanjong Pagar MRT's Exit G. That colourful building you'd see, yeh, thats the place.

Be sure to head down everyone!

Xoxo,

Sara