#5

"If this is how you display friendship, then really, you're just like them, big difference from who i thought you were. Ever so ready to lie huh. why cant you just stand up for your friends, i cant comprehend how you can tolerate being so controlled. Do what you want okay, afterall its your life."

Anyways. besides whatever i said earlier on, i should be talking about my day today.

After school, i followed Audrey to CDC so she could take her uhhh... i dont know what test that is. But its the one where they test if you can read letters and colours. PDF? I THINK.

I couldnt stop laughing just now luh. Audrey damn smart i swear.

Audrey: "eh this is the one, get down here." then when we got down the bus we were looking around for CDC, but it was like freakin one road down. HAHAH WRONG BUSSTOP LUH. Then moreover while walking to CDC, we saw this uber disgusting male driving a truck staring at us (his truck stopped at the traffic light and we were crossing the road). HAHAHAHA oh my gawd his face so pervertic i cannot tahan know.. He looked like a China/rapist/molester/desperate-man-who-seriously-needs-to-get-laid all rolled into one. When you sum that up, it can only equate to one thing: CHEE-KO-PEK.

Tsktsk. Not good, not good. I even did my own drawing of him.

keh better observe uh!

#1- He had teeny teeny eyes. which were really shaped like those sunflower seeds my hamster eats.

#2- HAHA I USED A BRUSH TO DRAW HIS EYEBROWS. In other words he has thick eyebrows luh. bodoh.

#3- He had a pervertic grin. Really really pervertic. In fact, my drawing isnt even close to the pervertic aura that he was diffusing. cant blame me, i didnt know how to draw a cheeko grin okay.. Somemore my drawing of the mouth looks like he's expressing this: "hey baby, im rich, can i buy you a drink?" SORRY IM NOT A BORN ARTIST LUH. I GIVE MYSELF AN F GRADE. okay maybe for my effort, an F+. PFFT.

#4- His hair had the rough rough texture. like coconut husk. I recommend Bed Head hair products, really works.

#5- ohoh, see his shorts? there's a bulge. He was having a hard-on watching two nicely dressed girls crossing the road lor.

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OKAY FINE. I DIDNT SEE THAT HE HAD A HARD-ON OKAY? I just wanted to draw something to fill the empty space in my microsoft-paint's frame. otherwise he'd have a half body which would seem like he was born without legs. I actually drew the "bulge" (that curvy line) by accident. But it looked so perfect there, i couldnt bear to erase it off. HAHAHAHA.

#6- And the guy's hand was on the steering wheel. Heehee, i so observant. My steering wheel looks really pathetic, but then again, cant blame me for not knowing how to draw well.

#7- The lil patches on his shirt, yeh those are holes. HAHAHA i wasnt drawing ugly designs on the shirt okayy... i drew em to represent holey holes. Cuz he construction worker whatttttttttt! bound to have holes in the shirt right!

The two hairless heads i drew, thats me and audrey. i couldnt be bothered to draw hair. hahahha waste time sia. See our expressions ( i know, so cute right?), mouths so wide open that even a fly could make its nest in there. A- Audrey. S- Sara. CKP- CHEEKOPEK. HAHAHAH.

Anyway, the whole point of today's blogpost is, NEVER GO TO UBI AREA ALONE. You're bound to get RAPED especially if you're a girl!

okay just kidding. But seriously, (and i'm sorry Josh, cuz you live at Ubi) UBI IS FLOODED WITH CREEPY MEN** OKAY. They should set up a creepy men alarm lor, but even so, it would prolly be ringing every damn second. HAWHAW. i feel so mean.

**doesnt apply to Josh and his (male) family members.