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Today i so happy sialzxzxzxz. Received 2 big envelopes which came through the mail for me. One from MDIS and another from teh Esplanade. Exciting eh, never have i had such things happening to me. Mainly cuz my life is just so yawn-some.

*ta-ta-ta-rah ta-ta-ta-TAH*

right, my attempt at creating a drumroll failed miserably.

BUT ANYWAY.

Im proud to announce that I'm an official Mosaic Friend. HAHAHAHA they stated "Welcome to the Mosaic Family!"

Wow, "Family", they make it sound so fabulous right.. hahah Im still a proud member. you see you see (ni kan ni kan)!

HAWHAWHAW. I THINK EVEN OBAMA JEALOUS LOR. no luh, just kidding, bet he wouldnt even give a fuck about such things. cuz he can get all the international artistes at his house for a pyjama party without even having to lift his pinky finger.

Notice that i had to microsoft-paint off my address (sorry luh, dont know how to use photoshop right). I so paranoid eh, wait people send me spam mail like "eh Sara, you know you so skinny, cannibals can make Bak Kut Teh out of you." I dont know luh k, just saying right? But I bet there are existent people who spam mail others cuz they're so bored with life, they'd do anything in a desperate attempt to laugh at something and stop themselves from jumping off a building.

Okay luh, i mean like, if i can save a life by receiving spam mail then why not? so if you feel like dying, i'll give you my address okay? dont be so sad, i'll even treat you to a happy meal :D

So back to the Mosaic (wooohoooo!) issue, I was looking through the catalogue when i chanced upon this, and i just stared at this paticular page for quite some time.

See, this lady right here has dyed a part of her hair. But thats not the point, okay duh.. The point is, WHY DYE IT BLONDE?! YKNOW IT LOOKS LIKE THOSE MAGGOTS I SEE ON FEAR FACTOR? MOREOVER SHE HAS LIKE SUPER TIGHT CURLS LUH. Gives me more evidence to why they look like creepy-crawlies. Im sorry if she's a damn good artiste i'm not criticizing her music, but more like, isnt there any other colour besides blonde? I'd love to be her hairdresser lor. "i'll choose another colour for you. I'll make you look prettier i swear."

ANDANDAND, the more i flip, something else catches my attention.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

I just HAD to write a "yum yum" there. After Mosaic, i'm so gonna head down to Haagen-Dazs. I'm gonna indulge myself in ice cream and maybe i'll finally put on some weight. but dont worry, i'll never grow like obese cuz i've got a high metabolism rate. MWAHAHAHA. IN YOUR FACE.

keh im done talking about Mosaic. Maybe after attending the event, i'd have more to say.

And I cant be bothered to blog much about what MDIS sent me, its some contract thingy. BOOO TO THAT. Dont rip me off my money, I aint paying any more for whatever fucked up "student care" service you're providing us students. >

hmph.